Dating tips

So I was thinking about relationships... again... and I realised that the problems we all are going through are only a gap in communication.

You know how you sometimes (probably) have difficulty relating to a much younger or older generation than yours ?!?

Well I think it's the same with men and women. We've been brought up so differently and with such diverging values that's it almost normal that we don't understand each other.

But all the above mentionned statements are bullshit. Everyone knows that we've got communication problems. Everyone knows that we're brought up in different ways, boys and girls.

So what's with all the talk... well... this was all to say how unhappy I am of my relationships with men (or boys :P).

When I find someone attractive, he doesn't show any sign of the same "feelings".

When I don't find someone appealing, he wants to be with me forever.

At the risk of sounding like a psychotherapist, here are some VERY USEFUL DATING TIPS :

GUYS

1 - If you any anything to add to the list below (for the girls to do list) PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT on this post. All comments are carefully read. Thank you.

2 - First rule... very important ! Even if she has a pair twice the size of your head, look her in the eyes, you'll get down to her breasts much more easily if you can look her in the eyes.

3 - Listen to what she says, because she's gonna want you to respond after she's done moving her lips around !

4 - If you can't listen to what she's saying (may it be the size of her breasts or her beautiful eyes), ask her a pertinent question when she's done moving her lips around. And if she asks "What do YOU think (about I just said)". Just answer : "I'm sorry, I was thinking about what I just asked you... I 'm really interested in your answer" OR something like it. Please don't try and motivate the fact that you were thinking about her naked ! If you DO attempt "le saut périlleux", nice try and better luck next time !

5 - When she's finished talking, PLEASE don't just say, as many have done to me : "You've got beautiful eyes", "You're cute", "T'es belle", I want to kiss you". Some girls may like it, but most will feel you haven't listened to them.

P. - S. -- Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I believe if you can't understand what she's saying or can't reply, you will never have a relationship (a long-lasting one).

6 - Never hold her hand on the first date. It will definitely freak her out. Unless SHE grabbed YOUR hand.

7 - If you're shy or have trouble talking in general, ask some questions and find out what SHE likes and go from there. Maybe you have more in common than you think. Maybe she's nervous and is having trouble speaking also. Don't take silence for rejection.

8 - Never take anything for rejection. Unless you call her back a few days later and she won't answer any of your calls. Then you can start considering it. I've met too many guys who never go after the girl they like because they say "she never looks at me" or "She seems so intelligent/beautiful/awesome... she'll never fall for me". Don't listen to that little voice inside, listen to what your heart tells you.

GIRLS

1 - If any of you have ideas for the list above, please LEAVE A COMMENT on this post.

2 - Don't talk abour your exes, unless you really don't like the guy who's with you and want to get rid of him. BE CAREFUL, if he REALLY likes you, he won't shrug off that easily !

3 - Don't ask him how many partenrs he's had or how many girlfriends.

4 - Don't ask him if he wants to get married or have children... that's such a moodbreaker.

5 - For the sex obsessed girls out there, unless the objective is to get IN his pants, DON'T focus your attention/eyes on his crotch or his ass... or whatever part of his body appeals to you. I must admit I have a tendency to watch lips. But hey... no one's perfect.

6 - Don't talk about what will happen next, don't ask any questions pertaining to this subject (total moodbreaker once again).

7 - Don't talk about dull subjects, unless he asks you directly : bad habits, cats, dogs, their clothes (ISHH !!), your mood swings, your exes, your best friend since high school, your wanting to get hitched/married/pregnant, etc. you WILL freak him out eventually if you talk too much about this sort of thing.

CONCLUSION

I'm not perfect, never was, never will be. I'm just trying to spread my "knowledge" around... maybe it can help you or maybe not. If you have ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS, any comments, any suggestions, please leave a COMMENT. Leave your e-mail if you want me to answer or check out my blog once in a while.